Random Synapses
Misfirings from a Cluttered Mind
by Bob Schellenberg

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For the irreverent among us in need of a laugh, Random Synapses offers an eclectic round-up of funny short stories and relatable reflections about life’s milestones and quirks. Is beer effective for pest control? What if condoms set the mood with their own soundtrack? Are washable crayons tantamount to child abuse? What’s the secret to that speed-walking hip sway? And what’s that furry green thing growing at the back of the fridge?? If you’ve ever appreciated an essay by Dave Barry, you’ll be delighted by Bob Schellenberg’s careening thoughts on the seemingly mundane and everyday. He has a unique knack for juxtaposing a wide range of subjects in unexpected ways. You may not know where you’ll end up as you read each one of these stories, but you can be sure that you’ll be laughing when you get there!

www.bobschellenberg.com

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A science and medicine professional, family man, and diverse hobbyist, Bob Schellenberg has drawn on life experience for this book’s inspiration. He has previously published one biographical book. In addition to writing and DIY projects, his hobbies include cycling, golf, and travel. He enjoys serving on the board of the BC Lung Association and keeping in touch with former colleagues and students. Bob Schellenberg lives in the greater Vancouver area with his wife of fifty years; they have children and grandchildren living nearby and in the UK. For more information, please visit www.bobschellenberg.com

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